Ask me anything   dedicated to my awesome sister

"For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive"
— 12 hours ago with 5 notes

firewhiskey-and-policeboxes:

eliotss:

"harry james potter," harry said, "you were named after the bravest man i ever knew. it was me. i’m awesome." 

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— 16 hours ago with 193964 notes
iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

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— 1 day ago with 116656 notes

a-creepy-man-in-a-trenchcoat:

Nothing makes me happier than the fact that the Icelandic government will neither confirm nor deny the existence of elves.

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— 1 day ago with 110121 notes

consulting-hunters:

spockhetti:

AU where 'friend' and 'boyfriend'/'girlfriend' are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! you would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what you relationship is because……..

oh wait sorry this isn’t an AU. German, I was talking about German. Imagine German.

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there’s an awfully big difference between loverboy and pal, Germany

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— 1 day ago with 38325 notes

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

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— 3 days ago with 206338 notes

furrsona:

”free wifi”

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”please ask a member of staff for details”

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— 3 days ago with 404042 notes

vincentvangaylord:

timeandspaceismything:

vincentvangaylord:

grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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— 5 days ago with 492702 notes